Villain for Hire

- Entering your own villain era?
- Need levity in a speech or event?
- Dealing with used car salesmen?
- Want a goofy escape from a bad date?
- Breaking up with your landlord?Let me be the bad guy for you!I'm a disgruntled scientist and collaboration expert with a flair for the dramatic, offering devious professional services on a sliding scale.^{Note: The cape is non-negotiable}

Services Offered

From coaching and consulting people entering their personal villain eras to helping game masters write and play big bad evil geniuses (BBEGs), Ludus Malum is your trusted source in villainy and evil doing, and proudly AI free!In addition to my 1:1 services, I also do events!
Props, costumes, and lackeys available upon request

• Scheming
• Dastardly Plans
• Tabletop Games
• Bachelor(ette)(x) Parties
• Maniacal manifesting
• Corporate Events